Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agoIt should be every chef's goal to offend the Iowan palette.hexbear.netimagemessage-square73fedilinkarrow-up1144arrow-down10
arrow-up1144arrow-down1imageIt should be every chef's goal to offend the Iowan palette.hexbear.netPosadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square73fedilink
minus-squarequeermunist she/her@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·6 months agoHmm, how should we cook broccoli? Should we grill it? Fry it? Bake it? No! Boil that shit until it turns green-grey and serve it with several tbsp of butter!
minus-squareAdkml [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·6 months agoWhat if we find a way to cook it that not only makes it taste like stale water it also removes half the nutrients from it?
minus-squareSkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·6 months agoThe butter is the most flavourful thing on the plate
Hmm, how should we cook broccoli? Should we grill it? Fry it? Bake it?
No!
Boil that shit until it turns green-grey and serve it with several tbsp of butter!
What if we find a way to cook it that not only makes it taste like stale water it also removes half the nutrients from it?
The butter is the most flavourful thing on the plate