cracker thing

i get sunburned in all months. i long to go back to my native habitat, a cave in the misty mountains of czechia

Cracker thing. Climate change means the sun’s energy gets kept in as heat, but it doesn’t change the UV which is what causes sunburns.

Every time I walk out my door I’m reminded of the sins of my ancestors and that I should not be this far south. My skin evolved to scrape together vitamin D with the tiny amount of sunlight that makes its way through the clouds above and here in Florida even when the weather’s really nice the sun literally stings.

probably more of a ‘mild sunscreen should be worn by everyone every day regardless of climate’ thing

You can easily get sunburned in December

I can’t tan without getting sunburnt so it’s all or nothing ¯\_ (ツ) _/¯

Damn imagine not having melanin? Couldn’t be me 💀

Skill issue

Bring back parasols

When I worked at the Boys and Girls Club, this was how I protected my pale, delicate princess skin from the evil sun

little bit of column a, little bit of column b

Cracker issue (me too frfr)

sunburn in general is a cracker thing, but depends on where you’re getting sunburned. If it’s in Georgia, nothing new. If it’s in Michigan, then crackeracity has reached new heights