WhyEssEff [she/her]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-27 months agosmoked a pack of that Effective Acceleroptimist Galt's Gulch Zaza now I'm in the agile scrum polyculehexbear.netimagemessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up178arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up178arrow-down1imagesmoked a pack of that Effective Acceleroptimist Galt's Gulch Zaza now I'm in the agile scrum polyculehexbear.netWhyEssEff [she/her]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-27 months agomessage-square33fedilinkfile-text
polycule linkedin where you send in a resume and CV to the polycule hiring manager and negotiate a polycule salary range (link fixed)
minus-squareWhyEssEff [she/her]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·edit-27 months agowaiting in your polycule performance review zoom call and a representative from Polycule Relations hops on out of the blue like this and you realize you’re getting caught in the polyoffs
minus-squareWhyEssEff [she/her]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·edit-27 months agopolycule standup where everyone sits in a circle and has to say who they had their tongue in yesterday and who they’re having their tongue in today
minus-squareWhyEssEff [she/her]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·edit-27 months agowe just, um, dumped the person that tops in that way, but now you have been promoted! you are now one of my elite switches!
minus-squareProletarianDictator [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agothis sounds way better than actual standups
minus-squareinfuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agohaven’t clinched a polyoff berth but am in the running for wild card
waiting in your polycule performance review zoom call and a representative from Polycule Relations hops on out of the blue like this
and you realize you’re getting caught in the polyoffs
polycule standup where everyone sits in a circle and has to say who they had their tongue in yesterday and who they’re having their tongue in today
this sounds way better than actual standups
is that Anne Hathaway
haven’t clinched a polyoff berth but am in the running for wild card