WhyEssEff [she/her]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-27 months agosmoked a pack of that Effective Acceleroptimist Galt's Gulch Zaza now I'm in the agile scrum polyculehexbear.netimagemessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up178arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up178arrow-down1imagesmoked a pack of that Effective Acceleroptimist Galt's Gulch Zaza now I'm in the agile scrum polyculehexbear.netWhyEssEff [she/her]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-27 months agomessage-square33fedilinkfile-text
polycule linkedin where you send in a resume and CV to the polycule hiring manager and negotiate a polycule salary range (link fixed)
minus-squareWhyEssEff [she/her]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·edit-27 months agopolycule standup where everyone sits in a circle and has to say who they had their tongue in yesterday and who they’re having their tongue in today
minus-squareWhyEssEff [she/her]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·edit-27 months agowe just, um, dumped the person that tops in that way, but now you have been promoted! you are now one of my elite switches!
minus-squareProletarianDictator [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agothis sounds way better than actual standups
polycule standup where everyone sits in a circle and has to say who they had their tongue in yesterday and who they’re having their tongue in today
this sounds way better than actual standups