I have previously ruled that every non-binary name must rhyme with “orange”, therefore the correct formal forms of these names are

• Obstructiorange
• Boiler Number Fourange
• Lightly Used 2008 Honda AccOrange
• Rémoulagent Orange
• Yorkshorange
• Lock-the-Doorange

I have some alternatives a mountain goat gave me the other day.

• Brick
• Shark
• Chicken wire
• Locomotive
• Beans
• Loctite 7452

damn would I love to be a Remi-but-it’s-short-for-Rémoulade

like actually

Sock

Garrote

Diesel

Killmonger

Captain

Doctor

Satan