SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months agoI was raptured during the eclipse and I'm in heaven with Jesus laughing at y'all left on earth fighting cannibals for beans.message-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up161arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up161arrow-down1message-squareI was raptured during the eclipse and I'm in heaven with Jesus laughing at y'all left on earth fighting cannibals for beans.SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square18fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarePointAndClique [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·7 months agoWhy are we fighting the cannibals for the beans they don’t eat beans
minus-squareDyingOfDeBordom [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 months agoThey need all the beans to use as lures for you delicious vegans I, a filthy carnist, will wait until both sides tire and triumph over both- i’ll have some fuckin’ beans in my people chili
minus-squareoscardejarjayes [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 months agothe beans are the cannibals
minus-squarePointAndClique [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 months agoCan o’ balls
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 months agoThey want them so we can’t overpower them Popeye-style
Why are we fighting the cannibals for the beans they don’t eat beans
They need all the beans to use as lures for you delicious vegans
I, a filthy carnist, will wait until both sides tire and triumph over both- i’ll have some fuckin’ beans in my people chili
the beans are the cannibals
Can o’ balls
They want them so we can’t overpower them Popeye-style