Forbes Editor-in-Chief : Who made that man an op-ed writer?

Major Axehole : I did sir. He’s my cousin.

Forbes Editor-in-Chief : Who is he?

Colonel Sandurz : He’s an Axehole sir.

Forbes Editor-in-Chief : I know that! What’s his name?

Colonel Sandurz : That is his name sir. Axehole, Major Axehole!

Forbes Editor-in-Chief : And his cousin?

Colonel Sandurz : He’s an Axehole too sir. Senior Special Military Correspondant David Axehole!

Forbes Editor-in-Chief : How many Axeholes do we have here at Forbes, anyway?

[Entire editorial board stands up and raises a hand]

Entire Forbes Editorial Board : Yo!