Nice try FBI
Not today, CIA
Not gonna fall for it, Coast Guard.
You can’t fool me, Men in Black
Not twice in a day, NSA
Do I look like a sucker to you Illuminaut… eh, fuck it. They have it all already.
Here’s the “you tried” cake, security service of Ukraine
If I was either of those, I would sure enjoy those paychecks.
What search history…?
I am as perplexed as you are.
Not in the slightest. I don’t care if they know my darkest kinks. That’s life. Everyone has something out of the ordinary that appeals to them. I owe no one any explanation for it. Nothing I enjoy is illegal so let them see.
It honestly baffles me that so many people feel so ashamed of liking porn when they logically know that nearly everyone else likes it too.
honestly if the people I know in daily life knew some of the porn I’ve, um, enjoyed, they would never look at me the same way again, I would have an identity/existential crisis, have to leave town and start all over again rebuilding new relationships with all new acquaintances
That’s weird of them… you know they like the same porn, right? Masturbation is a private activity so the porn you watch is your business alone - unless it’s made without consent (including cp and beast because they’re unable to consent).
Porn is unhealthy, it warps the human mind by interfering with the way our brains are wired to form and maintain human relationships. Anyone who still loves looking at porn and won’t admit that it is a sad pathetic tragic replacement for human relationships, may be already too far gone.
Ooooh, so you made this question as a bait because you’re a judgemental asshole. Porn is fine for most people, if it isn’t for you then feel free to abstain - but fuck off with your puritanical bullshit.
Nice to see nofap came to lemmy
Thats someones interpretation, certainly not yours either. You could say that anything you do “interferes” with something you would otherwise do. Ate a store-bought sandwich? That “interefered” with the way your brain is wired to hunt the food yourself.
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Search history? nah, who cares.
Calculator history? plz don’t look, i promise i’m good at math.100% and I sure as shit ain’t posting it here. 🤣
Dear police officers: I’m sure you’re excited to begin your journey learning all about electronic engineering and product design!
If you have any questions, drop by any time and I’ll be happy to help. I hope you find these hobbies as rewarding as I do.
Nope. If anything they see shocks them, a) that’s their problem, not mine and b) serves them right for snooping
My recorded search history is so boring. If I have to search for anything sketchy or where I wouldn’t want to be inundated with ads related to the search, I do it incognito so the search isn’t stored.
Your recorded history may not be stored locally. Would be shocking if Google didn’t have some way of de-anonymizing searches.
To be honest law enforcement (at least in the IT department of things) would be pretty used to anything at this point so why feel embarrassed?
You’ll probably be added to a tally on the wall listed with examples such as: ‘How to blow your own dick?’ or ‘Another Bronie.’ or ‘Wiki rabbit hole addict.’
Is Pornhub a search engine? Cause my queries on there would probably raise some eyebrows.
Oh do Please list them all here 😛
I’ll set the mood for you, here, start with this:
[NSFW]
Ah, the pitfalls of attempting to write a murder mystery…
Yes. The internet.
When I was younger, I’d be mortified. Now? “If into the archives you go, only pain will you find.” You didn’t have to look, so that’s on you, my dude.
my search history is just programming/server admin stuff so its likely they wouldn’t care/ wouldn’t understand or would just get plain bored really quickly lol
“how to quit vim”
to this day is till don’t know how to quit vim, so I just close the terminal 💀😭
Ctrl z
ps ax | grep vim
kill xxxx
:!sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root
Then just reinstall
Yap, Profile pic checks out… “Stumbled on my toe” kinda pain
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