Assian_Candor [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months agoA very unbiased headlinehexbear.netimagemessage-square97fedilinkarrow-up1162arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1162arrow-down1imageA very unbiased headlinehexbear.netAssian_Candor [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square97fedilinkfile-text
https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/17/europe/putin-wins-russia-presidential-election-intl :Spider-Man-point:
minus-squareblobjim [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·8 months agoIs that podium FLOATING?
minus-squarebarrbaric [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56·8 months agoRussia has spent all of their budget on the war, so they can no longer afford podium stands and speakers have to hold them up themselves.
minus-squareCottenlai_Zhou [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·8 months agodeleted by creator
minus-squareblobjim [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·8 months agoPutin won because he was the only candidate capable of a perfectly steady grip.
minus-squareaxont [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·8 months agothere’s a thin black metal pole underneath it that’s camouflaged by Putin’s suit. You can see the contours of it if you squint
minus-squareEmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·8 months agoReplacing all your podiums with vending trays so that candidates can rove through the crowd and distribute snacks while speaking.
minus-squareEmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·8 months agoHow much cooler would debates be if the prime minister handed you a pretzel during the boring speech about social system spending minutiae
minus-squareFrank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 months agoUhh actually when you give people a little treat for voting that’s corruption or some liberal bullshit.
Is that podium FLOATING?
Russia has spent all of their budget on the war, so they can no longer afford podium stands and speakers have to hold them up themselves.
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Putin won because he was the only candidate capable of a perfectly steady grip.
there’s a thin black metal pole underneath it that’s camouflaged by Putin’s suit. You can see the contours of it if you squint
Replacing all your podiums with vending trays so that candidates can rove through the crowd and distribute snacks while speaking.
How much cooler would debates be if the prime minister handed you a pretzel during the boring speech about social system spending minutiae
Uhh actually when you give people a little treat for voting that’s corruption or some liberal bullshit.