after what happened with yuzu emu, im done…
EDIT: This post is a joke! It was posted in /c/memes, of course it is going to be a meme! If you consider this news, please re-evaluate your choice of sources.
At the same time, I think it says something about Nintendo that some actually believed this…
I can’t believe there’s people in here that don’t understand that this is a joke.
The fact it’s almost believable is both real and a serious problem.
It’s so close to reality that I’ll forgive it :P
And I can’t believe that there are people like you who still underestimate how gullible people can be.
…joke?
You know sometimes jokes fall flat
Not even a good joke either, it’s like Facebook tier memeing
Despite understanding that it’s a joke, i don’t think that it’s a meme This is just a picture of text joke
This is just a picture of text joke
I think you just described every “meme” I’ve ever seen.
You’ve been banned from /memes
And everyone clapped
The CEO’s name – Albert Einstein.
I saw a lot of cool Nintendo Lego creations recently at a convention. Nothing had Nintendo names. Instead of Goomba, it was named “angry mushroom” and stuff like that.
Also Disney once told a family no multiple times regarding putting Spider-Man on their dead child’s tombstone.
Fuck these corporations.
Worked in retail awhile back. Kept having glass shit fall off displays and ends. It wasn’t TOO often, just enough to be an annoyance. They were stacking glass product on top of one another. I explained why this was a problem; they didn’t care. Some time later I came back to the bosses with an argument:
This is how much we’re charging for the product.
This is how much I make per hour.
Cleanup of said broken product takes X time.
This is how much I make in that time, or Y.
Which means a single broken product that breaks costs you Z, multiplied by the number of times it happens, plus the cost of the product itself.
This was what got their attention. These people usually aren’t human, they’re sociopaths. Remember that.
I think boss was just lazy to think about it in this case and you gave him no other choice thou 😅
Also Disney once told a family no multiple times regarding putting Spider-Man on their dead child’s tombstone.
This is one of those situations where it’s better to ask forgiveness than permission. Even the most cold-hearted corporate ghoul is going to understand the cost/benefit of going after that family isn’t remotely worth it.
Yeah, the lawyers are going to say “no”. But even if they’re stupid enough to sue: some suit that isn’t a moron is going to tell them to drop it during the ensuing PR nightmare, and the family will be swimming in donations.
Well the reason it is like this, is because the lawyers that get to decide are “only doing their job” and can blame the policy. The ones responsible for policy are just slaves to the megacorp automaton machine that continues to not regard morals or ethics or laws in its hunger for profit. The one responsible for this mess is a machine where you can replace any or even all individuals and it will still continue to globally absorb value and eat anyone in its way. We nurture and cheer these machines on because they give us “profit” when in fact it gives only some profits to specific people that hoard it in Panama. I am very against these entities of destruction, but targeting any individual human is never going to help, and we probably can’t stop them without actually using politics. Except all available options in politics all want to and are praised for nurturing these entities because they bring illusory cash flow to the region
I’m in Thailand and knockoff Disney stuff (and Legos) are pretty normal. And it’s nice. The kids buying them have to deal with seeing their ads plastered all over town, so it’s nice there are versions they can buy. I just wish they were so shitty quality and the big companies markup wasn’t so fucking insane. Lego sets pretty regularly hit $200-$300 here. There literally is no Nintendo Thailand, so game prices are pretty random based on import fees that retailers can negotiate (or sneak through).
The nice thing is no one gives a shit about piracy. No risks really.
Such a feel good story
So that’s how Nintendo keeps the price of their games so low! They have a secondary revenue stream!
/s
I’m gonna need a source on this one.
Looks like a joke to me
Meme before I’ve had my coffee? It’s more likely than you think.
No, just love the meme.
Nah this happened to my buddy Eric the other day
I think it’s super not real. So unreal it cycles back to real again. Poor thailand boy.
The source got pulled off Github already.
If you want to boycott this company don’t give them ads, don’t have their logo reach the front page
Clearly the father made a lot of money off that social media post. Nintendo is only trying to protect its IP!
Paco Gutierrez, age 9
I get my Nintendo fix via Super Tux and Super Tux Cart
I’m going to tell this story to my kid so he believes it and then I can have him stop buying video games.
Hmm, not sure if this is a real story. It might be.
This reminds me of those old urban legends about Disney’s lawyers.
This made me laugh out loud. Good on ya.
Nintendo gets to do this (the Yuzu shit) because so many other developers have stopped making anything except slot machines.