I would have followed you, my brother, my captain, my king, you piece of shit.

Here’s looking at you, kid, you piece of shit.

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others, you piece of shit.

Thanks for the adventures; now go have a new one you piece of shit! Love, Ellie.

Please, boss, don’t put that thing over my face, don’t put me in the dark. I’s afraid of the dark you piece of shit.

I’ll never let go, Jack, you piece of shit.

The best love is the kind that awakens the soul you piece of shit.

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible, you piece of shit.

You want the moon? Just say the word, and I’ll throw a lasso around it and pull it down you piece of shit.

You’re the first boy I ever kissed… and I want you to be the last you piece of shit.

He asked calmly.

A dude had heard about some other kind of god, and so he randomly looked up at the sky and basically said “if you let me win this battle, I will convert my entire country”…

…and he won, and so Roman Catholicism was born cause he said so.

Later, some dude was like “screw your catholicism, I don’t like my wife any more, I’ll go make my own church with hookers and blow and divorce my wife,” and so the Church of England was made cause he said so.

I may have oversimplified these stories but pretty sure that’s about it.

Appears to be referencing this story:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Late_Bronze_Age_collapse#:~:text=In response to a plea for assistance from the king of Alasiya

White font on yellow backgrounds. Genius.

AI

Middle managers

“Enterprise solutions”

Student loans

Game looks amazing, but the faces for characters just seem wrong. I can’t explain it, but they feel like impostors made by a fan remake in unreal engine.

I think 36 Crazyfists were underrated. They sort of made it, but never really got huge. I also think their music only got better and their last 2 albums were amazing.

I feel like they said the same thing after Crash Bandicoot.

And Jak and Daxter.

And Uncharted.

Do they feel attacked or something?

I play tons of great games on it that are flagged as unsupported. Many don’t even need tweaks. There’s definitely more than 15k.

Okay, but also, who cares about internet votes? I never vote and I never look at my votes. I don’t understand why people care about this or why it’s even a feature. It doesn’t work, people are clearly stupid about it, why does it exist.

It’s just blowing money to go exist in other places. Some people do it to simply avoid boredom. I’d argue it could be a hobby if they are putting effort into learning or collecting things or something.

Traveling and just being there is not a hobby. Traveling to, for example, visit certain types of sites or museums, maybe build a collection of photos or memorabilia, could be considered a hobby.

The streaming market has tons of competition. So then why are prices endlessly rising and content being removed and the value being made worse with ads?

The video game market also has tons of companies in it, and yet most of them are making the experience worse with ads and service-based games.

Everybody knows this. You don’t have to state it so pretentiously like you’re the only jerk who knows it. It’s been said on the internet billions of times for 2 decades at least.

And it’ll be the last GTA some of us ever see.

Was just poking fun.

It was a joke.

Why? Steam Deck OLED is already amazing and probably 4 times as powerful and infinitely as flexible with what youre allowed to do with it as Switch 2 will be.

That’s why it’s still just a theory.

Edit: /s was just a joke because it’s got theory in the name.

Lemmy.

Lemmings?