What I took from this post is that I have a lot to learn about encoding.

It’s me. Even down to compiling ffmpeg myself.

Creates filenames such as Showname.Season.01.Epiaode.01.(2021).The.Title.Of.The.Episode.[HEVC].[1080].BRRIP.AMZN.1337x.Yiffy.[BEST. QUALITY.AUDIO].mp4

never watched american psycho knows the entire plot from webms

This was me but with s-CRY-ed. I downloaded a really high quality encode for the time except the fan subs were awful, bad timings, formatting issues, and misspellings galore. I edited all 26 episodes then watched it. I knew the dialog by heart before ever doing a full episode.

Inject the AV1 stream into bloodstream.

Full anime episode under 6MB? Is that actual wizardry with decent quality (480p~720p video with tolerable loss) or fuckery akin to rmvb in action sequences?

The real Chads are encoding entire Shrek movies into a 4MB gif

Removed by mod

Trying to get QSV to work on Linux at all…