Hey I tried to follow rule 1 but I cant find the original I assume its deleted. Here’s the GCJ post i got it from: https://www.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/1arskma/woke_raider/
And here’s the IGN post, cw for angry chuds including the quatering malding in the replies because her tits are slightly smaller: https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1758250102924222745
yes gamers, you’re right, the woman who spends the entire game running, climbing mountains and avoiding getting killed by the locals should have fat fucking mommy milkers, shave her whole body daily and have an ass like two bald men making out inside some yoga pants.
Honestly, hardbody Lara > literally any other possible representation. Like, you should be able to grind hamburger off her abs. (Muscular women literally don’t get nearly enough flowers, you can’t change my view.)
Valid
I saw screenshots of a mod that made Remake Tifa buff and i became so mad coward ass Square didnt make her like that canonically.
why do you have so much beef with fat asses
I consider myself an ass and thigh man, but bigger does not mean better. In my opinion, the best asses have just enough fat to fill the hand and jiggle like jello, and no more.
You are wrong, all asses including extremely large ones are good. It is all up to one’s own personal taste
also jokes aside it feels kind of rude to razz on something real people probably already feel insecure about with how conflicting our messages of our bodies aremy personal taste is for medium asses.
didn’t mean to hate on fat asses, if that’s how it came off.
That’s fair, it’s all just shitposting about butts anyways (hahahaha get it because that’s where poop comes out). It sort of came off that way but I could have been misreading and either way you’re good.
Bro being mad about hairy armpits is really stupid. I imagine she wouldn’t even be able to take baths most of the time, let alone shave.