Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to games@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months agoWoke Raider 😔hexbear.netimagemessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down10cross-posted to: arethestraightsok
arrow-up194arrow-down1imageWoke Raider 😔hexbear.netYuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to games@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square57fedilinkcross-posted to: arethestraightsok
minus-squareInfamousblt [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·9 months agoAm I the only one who thinks this is the hottest Lara Croft has ever looked? And gamers are complaining? Wtf?
minus-squarelortylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·9 months agoImagine being attracted to actual women rather than imaginary depictions of them
minus-squarekristina [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·9 months agoWdym I shouldn’t be able to see the rest of her body, her breasts should be so big she can’t walk and has to roll around
minus-squarequeermunist she/her@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·9 months agoRetvrn to tradition. Her breasts should be triangles.
minus-squareComradeChairmanKGBlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·9 months agoHer breasts should look like an Aztec sacrificial altar.
minus-squareInfamousblt [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·9 months agoBoob Raider. It’s exactly like Tomb Raider, except you play as one giant boob. Your equipment just floats alongside you, you don’t have arms or legs. This is the future we could have if it wasn’t for the wokes!
minus-squareEgon [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·9 months agoAnd angular! I want edges on her tits so sharp I can cut my eyes by looking at them
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·9 months agoIf that’s what it takes to get a new Katamari game…
Am I the only one who thinks this is the hottest Lara Croft has ever looked? And gamers are complaining? Wtf?
Imagine being attracted to actual women rather than imaginary depictions of them
Wdym I shouldn’t be able to see the rest of her body, her breasts should be so big she can’t walk and has to roll around
Retvrn to tradition.
Her breasts should be triangles.
Her breasts should look like an Aztec sacrificial altar.
Boob Raider. It’s exactly like Tomb Raider, except you play as one giant boob. Your equipment just floats alongside you, you don’t have arms or legs. This is the future we could have if it wasn’t for the wokes!
And angular! I want edges on her tits so sharp I can cut my eyes by looking at them
If that’s what it takes to get a new Katamari game…