You may think that these inconspicuous trams are merely, well… trams. But the truth is, they are hiding nuclear weapons within their walls, and the Australian government is trying to hide this fact from the public.

By looking at satellite images, it is confirmed that these trams are ACTUALLY nuclear silos. It is 100% psuedoscientifically proven!

The Australian PM denies these allegations and says “Have you looked inside the trams yet?”

The answer is… N- Yes. We looked inside the trams using telekenetic vision, which is something we made up to explain our lack of evidence.

In conclusion, we must band together and stop the casual usage of nuclear weapons by the Australian government before it is too late.

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