My dad believes that a sauce/dip is bad if you can flip the container and it spills. This is a universal principle whether he’s talking hummus, gravy or pasta sauce.
He won’t eat spaghetti if the sauce is a liquid.
He doesn’t use butter if he can get away with it. He’s an olive oil man. Which is a liquid, and I know that doesn’t vibe with his whole deal. But it’s his one exception.
My dad believes that a sauce/dip is bad if you can flip the container and it spills. This is a universal principle whether he’s talking hummus, gravy or pasta sauce. He won’t eat spaghetti if the sauce is a liquid.
What? Does he also believe buttered toast always falls on the ground butter-side down?
He doesn’t use butter if he can get away with it. He’s an olive oil man. Which is a liquid, and I know that doesn’t vibe with his whole deal. But it’s his one exception.
Ok, notwithstanding any other factors, to rephrase my question, so does he believe oiled-focaccia bread fall on the ground oil-side down?
Do not avoid the question or I will make you face le son du canon!
Any food that is spilled, dropped or discarded was bad anyway. He’s fully sour grapes pilled.
Aye, guess he’s quite firm on his position… not that it’s a bad view to take…
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Olive oil on bread is superior to butter on bread.
Yes but it’s liquid. Which he is normally opposed to.
I got that, just wanted to share my potentially controversial point as agitprop.
Have you heard of the buttered-bread cat dilemma
Essentially: If buttered-bread falls butter side down
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Cat falls always on their feet
If I drop a cat, tied with a buttered toast, upside down, will they land on their feet or not?
What we should do is put buttered bread on pandas’ backs.
Could probably single-handedly save that entire clumsy species.
I mean, it’ll be as a cruel as the cat experiment, but ben voyons donc I suppose…
Far less cruel, in my opinion. With cats you put them in a loop.
But have you seen pandas fall? They fall hard right on their ass.
This could help them.
I mean, I’ven’t seen a panda before, so I guess that helps…