• Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]@hexbear.netEnglish
    40·
    10 months ago

    I’m the guy working on building a bomb in a crowded room where there is no reason I should be building a bomb in

    like, i should be somewhere away from people? but no. I fuck up and everyone goes down with me

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
      40·
      10 months ago

      a bomb is when you connect a bunch of dynamite with an alarm clock using no tools while your friend shows off his new fishnets in the la-z-boy

      • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]@hexbear.netEnglish
        27·
        10 months ago

        “oh so that’s why I couldn’t get the thing to detonate, I need a detonator… wish I could read Russian so I can read these bomb assembly manuals”