Your phone can’t put out 4000 lumens
Galaxy note 7 has entered the chat
It was the Galaxy S3 mini for me. It was twice as bright as my friends S5.
I think the joke is the Note 7 blows up.
Is that a challenge ?
And it never needs to.
It wouldn’t if it had more candela. But low lumens and low candela means it ain’t doing shit past 20 feet.
Oh my god I recognized this picture right away but no way did he say something that dumb… Rewatched the diablo immortal announcement and holy shit
Every time I see them on my feed I always misread the name of the community. Really weird when I see one about how their dad used the same one and I think they are talking about fleshlights…
Family heirlooms play an important role in preservation of history
Narrator: the history is cum
always has been
This is why we call them torches
I get so aggravated by video games with weak flashlights. Like, we live in an age where my keychain flashlight can light up the nearest mountain.
This is similar to the feeling I got a few days ago when I finally got to use the shopping cart wheel unlocker that’s been in the back of my mind since watching the Defcon talk about it. Instead of the misconfigured and disabled cart being a giant roadblock in the store I was able to take it and use it normally. Feels good.
https://www.begaydocrime.com/carts
WARNING: DO NOT PLAY SOUNDS ON THIS PAGE THROUGH HEADPHONES
Website is completely borked on my phone on Firefox
That’s strange, trying a few permutations here and I can’t get it to break. But at any rate, here’s the content:
[embedded players for sound files]
About
Play the below sounds through your phone speaker and hold it next to a Gatekeeper Systems wheels to lock/unlock. Check me out on twitter @stoppingcart
How It Works
Most electronic shopping cart wheels listen for a 7.8 kHz signal from an underground wire to know when to lock and unlock. A management remote can send a different signal at 7.8 kHz to the wheel to unlock it. Since 7.8 kHz is in the audio range, you can use the parasitic EMF from your phone’s speaker to “transmit” a similar code by playing a crafted audio file. Link to my original DEFCON 29 Talk
Thanks a lot! Funny thing is that the website works fine now, something must’ve been bugged
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
Link to my original DEFCON 29 Talk
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
I have solar panels and a backup battery. I was actually disappointed when the power didn’t go out when it got cold here in Texas last week.
Something so satisfying about the frantic beeping of the UPSes all over the house being silenced by the big “katschoonk” of the switchover relay followed by the faint hum of the inverter. It’s the house saying “I got you buddy, you go ahead and worry about other stuff”.
I’ve got one of those fuck-you flashlights from when I first found out about “enthusiast” flashlights a few years ago. It gets bright enough to burn dark colored objects if you concentrate the light on a small part, works like a giant magnifying glass/ sun combo. I need to buy a charger for the battery so I can play around with it again, it was too much fun seeing people’s faces when I made it daylight for an entire street.
Headlamp master race
My pocket torch has a clip that allows it to clip to a hat, if one needs to extemporise a head lamp
It’s more compact than my headlamps, and I’m more likely to have it and a hat
My headlamps hang near the back door of the house for when light is needed in the yard after dark
Have you heard of nitecore headlamps? I think mine weighs like 20 grams
Yes, I have three of them
Olight is my current favourite
I value having good tools. I bring a small flashlight when I travel. How often have I needed it? Not often, but when your in some hotel and the power goes out, it’s my time to shine!
Phone is flashlight enough 99.999999% of the time
I agree, but I love my flashlight.
Hell yes, it’s good to be prepared!
I guess it was…
His time to shine.
YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
He did call it the highlight of his day.
Shine on you crazy diamond plays in the background, unfortunately the speakers are off because no power
I have three niblings (2 nephews, 1 niece). Each one is getting a flashlight and a tiny Nitecore whistles when they get to a certain birthday, not sure which age yet. I know their parents would never forgive me if I gave them the whistles now.
The power was off for a little over two days, so we used our flashlights and other lights a lot. It really doesn’t take much money to prepare. A lot of the gooseneck lamps these days use USB, so you can combine a lamp and a power bank to create a task light away from the backup battery.
15+ depends on the kid, but seriously, 15+ u/GiveMemes knows what they are taking about
The boys are little rascals, but they’re 8 and 10 so they might mature by 15. I’m certainly not giving them the whistles before then.
Imalent MS03 my beloved
C/memes was doing so well for awhile and now all the sudden it’s back to a catch-all garbage dump. Lovely.
Replace a flashlight with a dick\vag in this picture, and you can probably cover half of the most commenting nerds, me included. They visually light up once they feel THAT is coming and shine bright a long time after. That’s just cute.
