Hospital staff get baked potato as a 'Christmas bonus' from work
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‘Tis the season to celebrate our loved ones, and also for employers to show how much they care.Whether by throwing a Christmas bash or handing out extra cash, businesses around the world are broadly expected to offer their dedicated staff a festive token of their appreciation. And who deserves more ...

Perhaps a sign that the hospital admin needs a potato canon to the face, in their next group Minecraft session.

    • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]@hexbear.netEnglish
      6·
      11 months ago

      be amerishart
      local mart is free of sharts
      drive past the designated shooting school (aka all of them)
      drive another 2 hours to work
      work 8 hours
      drive back another 2 hours
      eat your holiday bonus baked potato which cost $200
      pay $30 in tax for your baked potato
      nighttime, go to sleep
      police do a no-knock raid on your house because the guy 2 houses down sells weed
      get shot in your sleep for resisting arrest
      miraculously survive, but have tremendous medical bills
      it’s okay, the insurance terms say they’ll cover it
      they won’t cover it anyway
      quit job and squat on some land and farm potatoes
      now you can at least pretend you grow thousands of dollars per square foot
      DARPA mind E/M ray activates
      get taxed in your daydreams
      a few days later, the IRS comes to your field in bumfuck Idaho
      asks for $30 per $200 potato imagined
      you have no money so you can’t pay, but they’ll let it slide if you agree to be a neuralink test subject