Excited to hear my family’s brain damaged hot takes, completely unprompted. Post yours below.

So far when simply mentioning the Zelda movie “they’ll prob make Link trans”, how Michelle Obama was actually a man, and you can still drop dead from the covid vaccine at any given time.

  • robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    7 months ago

    link should be played by a femme twink and a masc lesbian in alternating scenes. none of the other characters should comment on it, and the studio should send different cuts to different theaters like they did with Clue. bonus points if the actors had a misunderstanding and made out at a party.

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    7 months ago

    I have relatives like that but, they’re all too far away to see. I never understand the need to travel for Thanksgiving when we’ve always been too poor to travel. The worst we get are the Fox News takes in their drunk phone calls.

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    7 months ago

    So far so good, cousin asked me to send him the “hamas redefines evil” image with the jigsaw puppet because he thinks the puppet is cute and it’s funny

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    7 months ago

    My uncle is a gadget guy so he was just going on about his toys, but other than that it was surprisingly good this year. Other than half the family having died in the past 5 years