• Beaver [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
    63·
    1 year ago

    You have two options:

    -vote for the person who will stab you

    -vote for the person who won’t pull the knife out

    • edge [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
      49·
      1 year ago

      More like:

      -vote for the person who already stabbed you

      -vote for the person who said he’d pull the knife out but still hasn’t (edit: and is actively stabbing someone else)

      • GarbageShoot [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
        34·
        1 year ago

        Vote for the person who promises to do a big structural medical intervention but then stabs you and says that a scenario without you getting stabbed is idealist

      • OprahsedCreature@lemmy.mlEnglish
        27·
        1 year ago

        To be fair, that person that they’re now actively stabbing is much more weak and defenseless wait that doesn’t help their case

        • edge [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
          15·
          1 year ago

          But they tried to stab their neighbor* and even managed to get a scratch in!
          *who has been stabbing them repeatedly for 75 years