This is one of those things that’s so fucking cringe and disturbingly self-aggrandizing that the more I look at it the worse it gets. 
This is one of those things that’s so fucking cringe and disturbingly self-aggrandizing that the more I look at it the worse it gets.
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE
Dang, I got caught. Does that mean I can take this thing off now? It’s really big, I can’t see out of the eye holes or even move, and I just want to go back to flitting around and drinking nectar since it seems like 90% of being human is working on excel spreadsheets.
I pray for ironic deaths, for every single one of Elon’s little cultists