How about a monthly subscription to Toastr Plus? We send you a new type of bread each week and you send us back your filled crumb cartridges. With our proprietary toast safety system, your toast will be more even, will never burn, and will always leave your kitchen smelling like fresh bread. No more burning crumbs risking a kitchen fire like your old toaster. Start your free trial today!
WHAT’S NEXT, A LICENSE TO MAKE TOAST IN YOUR OWN DAMN TOASTER?
How about a monthly subscription to Toastr Plus? We send you a new type of bread each week and you send us back your filled crumb cartridges. With our proprietary toast safety system, your toast will be more even, will never burn, and will always leave your kitchen smelling like fresh bread. No more burning crumbs risking a kitchen fire like your old toaster. Start your free trial today!
Cars are already a subscription service
Damn straight