Literally 
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Socrates: “Ah yes. My most fuckable student.”
Western Males Attempting to Immitate Plato: “Erm! You need to use logic and reason, egads!” adjusts bow tie and spectacles
Fun fact: “Platonic love” comes from the fact that Plato didn’t take advantage of and fuck his students
he was too busy lifting
:gigachad:The man. The myth. The absolute legend.
Diogenes:
Behold, a man! And what a man! hubba hubbaAristotle: Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all.
Plato: (Rocky 4 training montage)deleted by creator
It wouldn’t surprise me at all if Plato was basically the Joe Rogan of the Greek world. His theories are at least as consistent.
the whole agora stands and chants “YOU SUCK” at Plato, but in an ironic and endearing way
Plato pops a few percs and does a moonsault
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It’s true. It’s damn true
they call me plato cuz of all the plates on my barbell
