dunk tank because we’re dunking on this lady’s baby daddy

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      I know a guy who literally doesn’t masturbate because it “ruins sex” but also is way into porn and watches it frequently. I don’t get it either. I utilize porn as a tool but I can’t imagine just watching it for watching’s sake.

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        I know a guy who literally doesn’t masturbate because it “ruins sex” but also is way into porn and watches it frequently.

        I knew someone very similar to that back in college. He claimed that the porn “motivated him” and not masturbating let him “channel his energy.”

        Ultimately he was just an aggressive misogynistic asshole who eventually found up-yours-woke-moralists

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        you don’t watch porn for the plot ? you might learn a thing or two about mise en scène

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      Only guy I know that does this is also friends with porn directors and does communal porn watch parties (and other sex party stuff). So probably not the average example.

      But I can think of few things less arousing than watching porn in a group.

      Edit: I tell a lie, I also had a colleague of mine show a titty model gif and saying ‘look at this cool thing’. He is also 20 years my senior. Just kind of confused by that more than anything, how the fuck are you supposed to react?

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        But I can think of few things less arousing than watching porn in a group.

        Imagining a bunch of hipster auteur types sipping wine and rubbing their chins, furiously writing in their little notebooks, while some Brazzers is playing in front of them all like: “ah yes the artistic choice of spreading the cumshot all across her back with a vibrator is a real insight into the perils of digital nomadism in the age of late capitalism”

        I also had a colleague of mine show a titty model gif and saying ‘look at this cool thing’. He is also 20 years my senior. Just kind of confused by that more than anything, how the fuck are you supposed to react?

        “Impressive, very nice, now lets see Paul Allen’s titty model gif” bateman-ontological

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          Imagining a bunch of hipster auteur types sipping wine and rubbing their chins, furiously writing in their little notebooks, while some Brazzers is playing in front of them all like: “ah yes the artistic choice of spreading the cumshot all across her back with a vibrator is a real insight into the perils of digital nomadism in the age of late capitalism”

          The vibrator is fucking blue kelly

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                  He would just scroll through instagram and followed a number of pornstars. he wasn’t wanking or anything

                  I kind of knew him because an English warehouse is in my experience quite a segregated environment where you have the Indians, the Slavs and the English. Primarily segregated by the language barrier

                  as a side note it is genuinely shocking how often the Indians I’ve known working in warehouses have MBAs

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      Run long enough on the hedonic treadmill and that can be like background noise. Bad place to be, especially if someone wants to actually be interested and intimate with an actual romantic partner later.