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The fact that they used the Quotation marks like "
this" really bothers me. They even did it twice.
Someone needs to add Shifu drowning in the lake to this.
My favorite is " Vaseline is responsible but not liable for many unwanted pregnancies due to customers not reading the fine print."
Fun fact: vaseline is petroleum jelly
Yeah im like wtf is this shit trying to make it sound like your product comes from water and olive oil, not from oil processing.
In other news im naming my new fuel ‘enviro-fluid’ derived from the english word ‘environment’, spoiler: its petroleum.
They’ve got one goal in life and are fulfilling it to the fullest
Vaseline: your grandparents used it to fuck
