I’d be Cables Don’t Tangle Man.

  • quaddo@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Trade-off: anyone you want to be intimate with falls asleep from your relaxing touch.

    So much for sexy time.

    • Mothra@mander.xyz
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      9 months ago

      Time to spice things up the bedroom- they can wear gloves or explore getting tied