The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agoThey were lucky Aladdin was such a cool dudestartrek.websiteimagemessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1558arrow-down119
arrow-up1539arrow-down1imageThey were lucky Aladdin was such a cool dudestartrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square43fedilink
minus-squarethorbot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up60arrow-down5·edit-29 months agoFirst wish: all humans turn blue for 24 hours after masturbating Second wish: reverse all human digestive tracts so food goes into anus and excretion comes out of mouth, trump style Third wish: reproductive organs are all non functional for reproduction specifically and humans mate by doing The Polka for 6 consecutive hours. Love, Satan
minus-squareazvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 months agoI’m blue, da ba dee da ba di
First wish: all humans turn blue for 24 hours after masturbating
Second wish: reverse all human digestive tracts so food goes into anus and excretion comes out of mouth, trump style
Third wish: reproductive organs are all non functional for reproduction specifically and humans mate by doing The Polka for 6 consecutive hours.
Love, Satan
I’m blue, da ba dee da ba di