• thorbot@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    First wish: all humans turn blue for 24 hours after masturbating

    Second wish: reverse all human digestive tracts so food goes into anus and excretion comes out of mouth, trump style

    Third wish: reproductive organs are all non functional for reproduction specifically and humans mate by doing The Polka for 6 consecutive hours.

    Love, Satan