This looks like I know where its from. Do you know the source?
A classic joke, but usually told by a programmer about buying stuff at a grocery store.
Imo queues should be replaced with stacks the moment a dev enters the supermarket
Stacks are LIFO, shouldn’t queues be called FIFO’s?
I recognize this character design and art, but for the life of me cant remember from where.
Didnt this artist do a lot of mass effect comics?
It looks almost like lewdua, but not quite, I don’t think. I also have a distinct ‘I know this artist but can’t place it’ feeling.
FOUND IT!
https://badspot.us/Comics.html
Maybe the OP image isnt done by this guy, but was close enough to fire off the neurons that remembered reading those mass effect comics so very many years ago.
Wow the comments on those comics are horrible
Thanks for linking - I just browsed through this guy’s site and he’s a total nutjob lmao.
Yeesh, you’re right. all I ever saw of his was the mass effect comics, usually reposted elsewhere.
concise decision
Okay, but can she think of enough disses to throw that that chicken for 30 minutes?
I’m over here speedrunning that recipe 😢
Why will mine only take 5mins? );
Me a man: welp better go 60
Huh?
The instructions that are being read are implying longer cook times if the chicken breasts are considered large. The joke is that the character realizes she has large breasts herself, and bases cook time on her own breasts rather than the chicken she’s actually cooking
…and now it’s not funny anymore.
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but something does in the process.
I mean it should have gone through spoilers, but to be fair I don’t even know how to do that.
Just write SPOILERS AHEAD then do a bunch of line breaks so people have to scroll a while to see it
or you do spoilers like this
I like large breasts
Also
I like small breasts too
I see the text. Might just be the app
!it works in sync!<
Likely. The markdown engine Lemmy-UI uses has a couple extensions like spoiler blocks and tables.
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The fuck is in the Ziploc? That’s not how you chicken
Edit: don’t mind me I was dumb
It’s the marinade
Well apparently I shouldn’t drink and internet, idk why I didn’t know that, I was just picturing her putting chicken and a little salt imi a bag and giving it half a shake. Don’t mind me I’m just dumb
Only the first panel is needed. The next two are redundant spoon-feeding the audience.
I would accept a 2-panel version as well. Because boobs.
Did reading two more panels cost so much valuable time to you, bro? Or do titties offend you?
She got some boob pubes poking out.