Holy shit indeed!

I love it.

The concept of having $20MM in my lifetime, never mind actually spending that much annually, is insane.

Jesus Christ.

Whoa! This sounds rad.

Haha. Awesome.

Image looks like Felix Colgrave. Look him up on YouTube after you finish your blun- I mean, grape cigars.

Maybe something like, “My pegging journey, from gooch to shute.”

Remember that American couple that was executed for sharing nuclear secrets?

I’m an overweight middle aged man. Can I make money on OnlyFans? Shit is getting tough and seeing people do NPC shit on TikTok or bone on OF while making more than I do is awefully demoralizing.

Chances she’ll be placed by another out of touch geriatric millionaire?

I really enjoy the Wisecrack YouTube channel for my philosophy phix.

My b-hole winked when I read this.

She got some boob pubes poking out.

Be careful around popcorn kernels when you’ve got an old filling.

…but rather a malevolent whisper from the abyss. It beckoned me toward an abyssal abyss…

This is poetry.

I can’t decipher what the original story was.

That’s me.

When I hear that one of these good apples has fallen in the line of duty, I say a prayer of thanks.

Time to ban hospitals.