.@NYCMayor with the robocop, which cannot make the heart with the mayor because it has no arms

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  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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    1 year ago

    “I’m hungry.”

    “How? We’re not people - we don’t have hunger or stomachs.”

    “Let’s get cheese burgers, chili fries, and vanilla milkshakes.”

    “Okay. Wait. I’m getting a message in my hidden earpiece that there’s a bank robbery in progress at the First National Bank eight and a half blocks away on Main Street.”

    “Never mind the burgers. Let’s catch some bad guys.”

    To the dashboard he says: “Siren and flashing lights on.” To his partner he says: “Hit it.”

    And their EV patrol car burns rubber.