See a boat of refugees? Just whack ‘em out the water and drown its passengers! That’s how it’s done in this new definitely real mobile game called “Whack-a-boat,” where you can whack those flippin’ refugee invaders out of the water!

Inspired by the heroic adventures of one Italian Marine that saved Italy from savage invaders, this game is so rad and cool and modern and words that are synonymous with anything contemporary. This article was sponsored by the New Company fo

Is this really what journalism has come to? Advertisements instead of information. No critical thinking. Is that what we need to see? I will be fired for doing this but it is the right thing to do. If you are reading this, I am already fired, probably dead, and that’s why we must do everything we can to stop this form of “journalism” to continue further…

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