it is truly one of the great injustices of the world that bears are so deadly and yet so incredibly adorable
if not friend, why friend shaped?
Fact: wolves were apex predators
Fact: humans domesticated wolves
Fact: bears are apex predators
Goal: humans should domesticate bears
Fact: moose are apex predators
Goal: humans must avoid being bit by moose
We’ll all be fine as long as we avoid that horrible room with a moose
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forbidden doggie
I don’t call myself an apex predator, I’m sweet guy who frolicks.
Everyone ELSE calls me the Apex Predator. 🧸
mlem
don’t make fun, that’s just how you get peanut butter off the roof of your mouth
It’s a clever adaptation to compete with the only species that can challenge them for the title, homo sapiens. Like how angler fish have that little light to bring unsuspecting fish closer, bears have irresistible fuzzy ears and silly tongues.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeX81REIoC4
This guy has black bears that visit his porch. They trust him enough to bring their cubs around. I want this as much as I want a group of raccoons that I feed glizzies to.
What are glizzies?
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hurr hurr I’m a burr
