I’m in a long distance relationship. When i’m with my boyfriend his cat is the most loving and affectionate animal i’ve ever met in my life. She loves me more than him. To the point where she cries if she isn’t allowed to sit on the bed when i play xbox.
On facetime she keeps showing me her butt.
She think the one on the screen it’s your evil twin.
Cats turning their back to you is a sign of trust!
But why male models?
Are you sure that’s not your lawyer?
“Love you machine hooman, I hope it’s not scawy in the Matwix”
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If sound like friend, why smell like machine??
“Mother of God… what black magic sorcery is this?..”
What sorcery is this hooman… Why did you go and make yourself stuck inside the damn box…
Heh like I care… More room for me
The cat is looking directly into the camera, not the screen. She’s probably looking at the UV (or was it IR) light that the camera produces.