You win a free trip to the Hague
By a stroke of luck, one of the people to see these new screen savers was a member of the marketing team who tried them out the night before an already-scheduled visit in New York City with a major computer industry magazine. He loved them and wrote back, “You can call off the vote. We’re adding all of them to the product!”
Just think, if not for this email we might not have had that episode of LGR where “PENISES” suddenly appeared on the screen behind Clint as he was talking about it.
Who’s the one with the bow?
I wonder what would happen if the Supreme Court surprised everyone by ruling Trump can’t run, and Biden died. 4 years of Marianne Williamson?
He calls 'em like he sees 'em.
Why aren’t we funding this?
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Have you tried giving it a handjob?
Don’t bother ringing it up, it’s for a duck. I got six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!
Maybe they’re more into endosymbiotic nitrogen-fixing organelles
Anyone still experiencing stress by the end of the day WILL BE FIRED!!!
Fuck yeah, give me some of those fantasy cheese wheels
I’m already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life
This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup
From the python docs:
Note that even in MULTILINE mode, re.match() will only match at the beginning of the string and not at the beginning of each line.
If you want to locate a match anywhere in string, use search() instead (see also search() vs. match()).
Dehydration was never an option