Japan’s Nissin unveils caffeinated ‘gaming Cup Noodles’ | CNN Business
The noodles will be released in Japan starting September 18, with the garlic and black pepper flavor priced at 280 yen (about $1.90) and the curry flavor sold at 298 yen (about $2).
i like how in the press release they say that garlic and black pepper produce “an addictive taste” and gloss over the fact that caffeine is listed as an ingredient.
I mean garlic and black pepper are probably as addictive
garlic and onion powder = flavor
I mean I kinda hate caffeine now, but can’t go a day without freshly cracked pepper and garlic. I use white pepper though so ymmv
No soup? how.
Noodles without broth?
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Black garlic and pepper noodles sound really good actually, but miss me with that chemical shit on my noods
send noods
Real gamers live off pb&j sandwiches.
real gamers live off what their parents provide them
Bachelor Chow, now in noodle form!
I do sometimes just use a can of beans as bachelor chow, it’s just so convenient when I can’t function well enough to really cook
So uhh how do you cook the noodles without soup?
A little bit of water that gets absorbed by the noodles
That or they’re already cooked and sauced and all you do is warm them up
Arginine can definitely be good for memory and concentration as it promotes blood flow. However, one of the big (side) effects is
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the v*level police are going to be working overtime. As if gamers weren’t too horny already.
Back in college me and the boys decided to try gingseng up. Turns out that ginseng has certain side effects.
After the revolution we’re going to come out with a new version of this, but when you open it instead of noodles it contains a GPS tracker and a piece of paper telling you to report to the gulag immediately
yeah… i’d try it
Honestly sounds kinda good, better than more corn syrup
who needs caffeine in they dang noodles
if you are too busy gaming to make a cup of tea/coffee you’ve got a problem
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All kinds of trendy uppers and doubiously-marketed “nootropics” to promote efficient distribution of slurs and threats
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