Really funny thread with some great bits.
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“Uphold basement rat thought” took me tf out lmfao
Motherfucker, you gotta recognize where you are, and then you gotta get passed that. You gotta be unemotional. You can’t sink into this hole. You live in the oubliette. Your job is to crawl up the ladder, motherfucker. You live in the HOLE. You’re in the HOLE. You are a RAT. And the rat, when he’s in the hole gets fucked. People only throw trash in the hole.
You need to eat a body. And you need to carry the plague. And you need to carry a plague around this whole world, that will change this whole fuckin world. And all your enemies will vomit black bile and will choke on blood and will grow boils and die. But only if you get together with your other RATS. And you come up with some kind of super plague, to fuckin end your enemies and…
End. This. Nightmare.
Cranium rats are able to do so through collectivization (and fireballs)
I don’t like the fact that they’re putting reagents into the wells to make the friggin peasants into mind flayers
All the average absolutists care about is dressing up in black uniforms and having tadpoles and staring at people… I know your tadpole is cool! You got little gold-framed glasses! You scare me so bad! Ugh… you scum! Scum!
All they know is healing potion, arcane recovery, twerk, be bisexual, pick up hot chip for camp supplies and pass deception check
“the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between using the tadpoles and not using the tadpoles. you ghaik. you fucking githzerai "
