Father: Remember son, women are VIXENS!
They’re orchestrating the fall of man with the entrancing power of their satanic bosoms!
Kid: wrow
10 years later… (panel 2)
Goth woman with guitar: Needless to say it was the most metal thing I’d ever heard in my life
(artist) happyroadkill
if a mere body part that women are born with is enough to cause the fall of men, then wow men are one of the weakest group of people out there, despite the constant suggestions that they are not.
no offense to the guys here, y’all are cool.
yeah it’s the ankle
please stop tripping me
Few things are more fragile than toxic masculinity, the kind that crumbles to dust if a feeemale ever makes them buy tampons at the store
I’m not so sure about “born with” in the case of bosoms
Mom says I was a difficult birth compared to my brothers due to the satanic bosoms.