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You want a some DNA? I can get you a some DNA, believe me. There are ways, Dude.
The FSB might get it wrong again and deliver s signed NDA and The Sims expansion DLC.
with electrodes on his balls
That sounds kind of hot tho
Russia says
So he’s definitely (not) dead, right?
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Given that the only man who wanted to kill him and could kill him is Putin, so he’s dead. There’s no reason for him to fake it.
He could be alive, but there is no real reason for him to not come forward to prove he is alive (Russia would know he didn’t die in that plane after testing)
So he is dead
“Russia says”
When the news came, he was killed by Putin. Now, he couldn’t be dead, but being tortured in some hell governed by Putin. Quite the propaganda around here.
This is the best summary I could come up with:
MOSCOW, Aug 27 (Reuters) - Russian investigators said on Sunday that genetic tests had confirmed that Yevgeny Prigozhin, chief of the Wagner mercenary group, was among the 10 people killed in a plane crash last Wednesday.
Russia’s aviation agency had previously published the names of all 10 people on board the private jet which crashed in the Tver region northwest of Moscow.
They included Prigozhin and Dmitry Utkin, his right-hand man who helped found the Wagner group.
The private jet crashed two months to the day after Prigozhin led an abortive mutiny against Russia’s army top brass.
President Vladimir Putin described that mutiny as a treacherous “stab in the back”, but later met with Prigozhin in the Kremlin.
He sent his condolences on Thursday to the families of those the aviation agency said had died in the crash.
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Ah, but what’s their story as to why the plane crashed?
It fell off a window.
The plane was depressed and committed suicide. Such is life in Russia.
The plane actually jumped out of a hotel window and landed on some unexploded ordnance
Videos show it missing a wing while dropping like a stone from the clouds.
It goes without saying but missing a wing is one of the main things that planes are designed never to do, so either they didn’t catch the part where the wing exploded or you’ve got some serious sabotage going on
Plane falls out of sky, find DNA, assume person is dead? You just got fooled by the oldest trick in the book. i.e., The reason Bane does a quick blood transfusion at the start of Dark Knight Rises.
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It was an accident. He fell out through a window in the plane
From the government who was falsifying drug test at the Olympics using their secret service. Right…
Could have just done launched a missile inventory audit.
