• GarfieldYaoi [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    “WhY aRe YoUnG pEoPlE sO LONELY!?!?!”

    Meanwhile the US culture has been dominated by sex-negative pearl clutchers that want you socially dead and have nothing fun going on in your life whatsoever, because if life isn’t boring, the devil wins.

    Also, I will gladly be her twink malewife. I want her to carry me in the bridal position and tell me everything is going to be okay, there I said it.