Lanky_Pomegranate530@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 11 months agoTeachers don't understandlemmy.worldimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1663arrow-down143
arrow-up1620arrow-down1imageTeachers don't understandlemmy.worldLanky_Pomegranate530@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squarequeermunist she/her@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up50arrow-down12·11 months agoThey’re training you to only go to the bathroom during breaks at work.
minus-squareRooty@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up68arrow-down4·11 months agoI take bathroom breaks whenever I like it at work. School is the only place where you have to have o permission from an authority figure to relieve yourself. Abolish kid prisons.
minus-squarequeermunist she/her@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up32arrow-down8·11 months agoI work on a production line - in order to take a bathroom break I need someone to break me out and cover for me. And due to the so-called labor shortage, we’re always short staffed and there’s never anyone available. Oh say can you seeeee~!
minus-squareVikingHippie@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 months agoPretty sure you mean 🎵 Oh say can I pee? My bladder is tight. Soon my bladder will fail lest the urine starts streaming!🎵
minus-squarepotopato@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoWhen I worked as a waiter I could only take a bathroom break if another waiter could cover me.
minus-square🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·edit-211 months agoMy bladder and colon are shy unless I am pissing/shitting on someone else’s time.
minus-squareSyJ@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 months agoSentences that should have stopped one word earlier
minus-squareVikingHippie@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-211 months agoTechnically a word, a letter and an apostrophe, but I’ll allow it.
minus-squareVikingHippie@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoIt can stay as long as it promises to behave.
They’re training you to only go to the bathroom during breaks at work.
I take bathroom breaks whenever I like it at work. School is the only place where you have to have o
permission from an authority figure to relieve yourself. Abolish kid prisons.
I work on a production line - in order to take a bathroom break I need someone to break me out and cover for me.
And due to the so-called labor shortage, we’re always short staffed and there’s never anyone available.
Oh say can you seeeee~!
Noone wants to pee anymore
Pretty sure you mean
🎵 Oh say can I pee? My bladder is tight. Soon my bladder will fail lest the urine starts streaming!🎵
When I worked as a waiter I could only take a bathroom break if another waiter could cover me.
My bladder and colon are shy unless I am pissing/shitting on someone else’s time.
Sentences that should have stopped one word earlier
Technically a word, a letter and an apostrophe, but I’ll allow it.
What about the space?
It can stay as long as it promises to behave.
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