• Ichipurka@lemmy.world
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    A funeral hurst the climate. Please don’t die.

    If you do, do it in the woods. So your body feeds the flora and fauna.

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      I walk around in biodegradable clothes covered from head to toe in pockets filled with native seed balls, so that when I inevitably die from heatstroke within the next five years, the pockets will eventually degrade and spill out hundreds of seeds to sprout and feed upon my decaying corpse. Call that kamikaze gardening

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        So you are like gurillia utaru? I’m down for that.

        Hopefully you have a lot of super drought and heat resistant species that are also somehow magically hardy in climates that get winter, because the extremes are getting more extreme.

        I’m legitimately so glad CRISPR is in the hands of pretty much everyone, and that kids are (and have been for many years) designing next-gen bioengineered 4H agriculture and farming projects, because they definitely have the vision to produce what we need and they don’t know they can’t do it (like we think we do) so they can!

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            Wasn’t sure if that reference would hit, my bad. The utaru are a society of people in horizon forbidden west who are super in tune with the lands around them.

            They each carry a seed pouch with them throughout their lives, and add seeds that are meaningful to them.

            Upon death, when the seed pouch can be recovered, it’s planted in the sacred grove and tended as a memorial.

            Guerrilla just refers to them being planted wherever instead of being brought home, like guerrilla gardening (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guerrilla_gardening)

            I’m realizing now that’s a lot of really niche references I took for granted, that’s totally my bad.

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      I keep telling people to just throw me in the bush in a burlap sack because I don’t care. I should get a will going…

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      That’s in my will, actually. I have no attachment to my physical body once I’m dead. Donate me to science and put the rest of me in the ground and plant a tree on my corpse 🤷

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    I found this article quite interesting as it adds some much-needed context to the original.

    It’s mostly saying that, on a per-calorie basis, rice produces notably more methane compared to most other grains but still very much less than animal-agriculture (specifically, cows).

    Realistically, rice will continue to be needed as a staple food in many places so it can’t be broadly eliminated as a food source. Most consumers who are trying to reduce emissions will be better off looking for ways to reduce their consumption of meat and dairy as it will have a bigger impact.

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    Capitalists: Climate change is your fault and here’s an exhaustive list of every little thing a normal person does and how it negatively impacts the environment

    You: fails to either learn to photosynthesize, or starve to death

    Capitalists: Ugh, I can’t believe you would do this to the environment! This is all your fault!

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        Emissions based regulations are completely achievable and capitalist

        Yes, that’s my whole point. They put the blame on us to distract us from enacting regulations with teeth. I’m not a hardcore socialist, just don’t like billionaires and companies lobbying to keep laws in their favor while simultaneously blaming us for everything.

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        There’s a fundamental contradiction between the capitalist reach for yield and environmental regulations.

        In the long run, not having environmental regulations is bad for the market. In the short run, though, businesses can make a lot of money very quickly when they’re not regulated. This tension has lead to deadlock in every capitalist nation on Earth and it’s not getting better.

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            That same tension existed in regards to national parks, CFCs, water management, wildlife management, waste management, and many other issues. What makes you think climate is any different other than bigger?

            All of that was implemented while the USSR was still around. Without the boogyman around to scare capitalists into reforming themselves and implementing sustainable business practices, they won’t do it. That’s why we’ve been seeing all those Cold War era reforms eroded one after another, there’s just no need to placate the masses.

            Maybe climate change can be the boogyman that the USSR was. It doesn’t seem to be working, though.

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    Definitely not massively polluting megacorps. Nope, it’s definitely billions of poor people eating grain.

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    I exchange the rice for lo mein every single time.

    If I’m going to eat a bunch of carbs, they should at least taste good. I live in an Asian neighborhood so I eat a lot of Asian food; still don’t understand the obsession with rice.

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    This newspaper is from my country.

    It was so badly run by some nepo hire that it went non profit.

    A newspaper went non profit.

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    Yes everything is climate change

    Except when the elites do it, they can use private jets, hot water, gas, eat what they want and do what they want without consequences

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/bill-gates-private-jet-doesnt-make-him-hypocrite-because-he-invests-billions-into-climate-change/#:~:text=Gates responded%2C "Yeah.,use plant-based aviation fuel.

    But what you do will never be enough

    Anyone who thinks this shit makes a difference and ignoring what China is doing on the daily are just virtue signaling fools

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    Hahah, that’s such a smooth reply tweet, I love when people use “bad english” on purpose. Is like a pair of jeans that are artificially weathered to make them look more beautiful. Interestingly, I feel like you can do it wrong and have actual bad “bad english”