• SeaJ@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    As an American, I almost never have to call a waiter because they swing by every five minutes to make sure I’m not dead.

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        1 year ago

        As an introvert with social anxiety I never call a waiter because I eat my food at home away from people like the rest of the losers

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      1 year ago

      “If you’re alive, could I interest you in some dessert? We have a wide selection of desserts! If you don’t order dessert and you’re not dead, please leave. Your table is useless because you aren’t buying anything more!”