• GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    6 days ago

    Step 1 convince Trump to fund a bunch of pay phones in nyc to “bring back the glam of the 80s” or whatever to sell it to his dying brain

    Step 2 use the pay phones to do an elaborate Simon Says prank on 2 guys in order to steal all the gold ala Die Hard 3