He should have done that, said “psych! NOT!” flipped his baseball cap sideways and skateboarded out of there.

The fact that after winning the position of mayor he then went to work as mayor shows he isn’t a real leftist, instead he should’ve gotten into a jeep and drove straight to mister Capitalism’s house and shot him with an AK-47, that’s literally the only thing he could’ve done to prove his true leftism to me, the one true leftist.

If Zohran was a real leftist, he’d reject the position of mayor and do Communist 9/11, instead