He’s talking to this other chuddy coworker and they’re talking about the American flag for some reason and all of a sudden he’s just like “how many stars and how many stripes do you think you could take off of there before anybody starts to notice” and like oh my god holy shit it just killed me
When I was in kindergarten I fucked up coloring the flag in and the art teacher pointed it out. I was like “well shit I can’t erase crayon” so I kept drawing it how it was and then they put me in ESL classes soon after smh
That is so fucking funny
See, this is why the US flag fails one of many Flag Tests. A good flag should be something a child can draw. (Admittedly, you also can’t expect a child to draw any flag perfectly.) See, this is why I like so many commie flags, the hammer and sickle symbol is a little tricky, but generally, a red flag with a relatively simple symbol on it is easy to draw at least recognizably, if not well.