His old standard bullshit has long been promising fever dreams of colonizing Mars and turning it into a stroad-laden suburb and country club with a red lens filter, which has gotten him billions in subsidies year after year and a devout cult of credulous rubes that think they’re too smart to be fooled.

He’s jangling those metaphorical keys hard right now, and I think it may be make or break as a gambit. Yeah yeah I know electoralism is a fuck and it’s a choice between red MAGA and blue MAGA, but if it’s blue MAGA I’ll still enjoy seeing the single most obnoxious dipshit Reddit incarnate techbro manchild in the world eat shit.

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    5 days ago

    where my only way back is some rocket

    Probably not. Designing a rocket that can carry humans to Mars is one thing, but a round trip rocket? That’s probably centuries away. If you went to Mars, you’d be stuck there for life (which would probably be quite short).