Seen this shit before with Reddit’s most astroturfed poison producers: Monsanto.

“Glyphosate is so safe that you can drink it.” eco-porky

“Then drink it. Right now. With the cameras on you.” ecoterrorism

“I got to go!” porky-scared-flipped

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    $4k to musk wouldnt even be worth picking up if it fell out of his pocket whilst walking across a street.

    Pathetic, even for a fine.

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      But what if… it could be picked up by someone undeserving, like worker or even worse, a homeless? That would be a tragedy. Elon sweating profusely and offering Pinkerton 100k$ to retrieve it

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      There’s a peculiar quirk among some rich assholes where they will go out of their way to collect laughably tiny amounts of money.

      The most common version of this involves mailing them checks with increasingly smaller amounts to them. If memory serves, Trump actually bothered to cash a check with two cents on it.