sad-boi

  • Justice
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    1 month ago

    12 times? In this economy? Look, bub, Candyman promised me a quick “hook under the balls, up, and ripped out” death. He promised it’s his fastest, least painful option. And all he asks for it is 5 Candymans.

    But not to outbid!.. Beetlejuice will do it for 3. No mirror needed. He also tells me he can turn into some sort of giant sand snake… so, that seems useful.