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    3 months ago

    I feel like if I change my name to “Klaus D Trumpelduck” I could be president two cycles from now

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      3 months ago

      Just to openly name shame for fun:

      Duckworth

      Tuberville

      Hickenlooper

      Coons

      Schatz (gotta be friends with Crapo)

      Chuck Grassley and Angus King (must always be first AND last name. Wild names and must be best friends in the beef industry)

      Jerry Moran… so close

      Markwayne (ONE WORD SOMEHOW- NOT A TYPO) Mullen

      Whitehouse (aspirational?)